me flirting on grindr
Im like laughing at this at 3 in the morning. I need sleep.
Alan Menken + Disney songs
Happy birthday, Alan Menken!
This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
I don’t get it
I dont even know, but I just cant stop laughing.
three word horror story: The beep test
OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT
what the fuck is the beep test
someone please educate the innocent
You run until you die
^ They aren’t kidding
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen
PLATFORM 9, PLATFORM 10. Nothing in between.
Excuse me sir, can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?
Platform 9 and 3 quarters, there ain’t no such thing. You’re the 700th kid to ask me that today. I still refuse to believe that it exists.