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earthnation:

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

5 hours ago with 150,468 notes

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

12 hours ago with 705,364 notes

okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

20 hours ago with 268,382 notes
zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

zac-afron:

no wonder aliens don’t want to have any contact with us

21 hours ago with 191,274 notes

21 hours ago with 810 notes

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

22 hours ago with 164,360 notes

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

22 hours ago with 148,719 notes
Me: *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady: *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL: Isn't he a little old for you?
Me: Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad: *chokes into his drink*
ROL: You should respect your elders.
Me: You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad: *chokes on his drink again*
ROL: *storms off*
Dad: *looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me: What?
Dad: Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
23 hours ago with 22,288 notes

Dear customers, please stop putting things in your mouth and then handing them to me. I don’t want that.

1 day ago with 1 note

wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 

wandaventham:

the official twitter account for the environmental protection agency’s office of water just posted about being a C-list celebrity in kim k hollywood 

1 day ago with 19,977 notes